

Orgasmic Coffee
Feeling a little flirtatious or mischievous? Orgasmic Coffee is here to stir up your wild side. Dive into the steamy world of our coffee and indulge in its saucy and salacious charm. Our blend is designed to awaken your inner fervor and leave you and your partner feeling frisky. Discover the steamy possibilities with each sip!

Time Warp
You're in the zone and in the groove.Your inner zen leads...

Naughty Coffee
Feeling seductive and demure? Naughty will lead you on a ...

Naughtier Coffee
This smokey little number will lure its drinkers into a h...

Devotion
Some people only do this on a Sunday.Some people do this ...

Corrupt
Are you ready to blow your mind?Corrupt Coffee will send ...
The Ritual
It starts with a touch — the grind of fresh beans, a heat rising, scent swelling in the air.
You wait. Slowly. Teasing. As every droplet falls, your pulse rises.
This isn’t just coffee.
It’s foreplay in a cup.
About 18 months ago, I hit a turning point — one that demanded action. After years of tasting, testing, and researching the New Zealand coffee scene, I met someone who shared my passion: a love for sensual, seductive coffee built on devotion and dedication.
We decided to go all in. After four months of searching, we found the perfect small-batch roasting machine in Christchurch and landed it in Wellington. I knew the only way forward was through perseverance and hands-on learning.
As I tested beans that would become the Orgasmic Coffee range, we built our website — the heart of our web-only business. Our goal? To deliver passionate, refined coffee to all of New Zealand without the limits of retail.
Orgasmic Coffee is real. And it's just getting started.
